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Day 377: Tried to cut through a power plant en route to finding the missing bananas. Was attacked by a sentient oil drum. I fear I may not survive this journey.

Well, in fairness, meth comes up like 20 times in the interview, mostly as the middle letters of the word "something". Thank you, Ctrl-F.

Thanks for sharing this, I never realized the connection. Also, props for knowing the title of the song. It's always been one of my favorites.

Does anyone care if people self-promote around here? Because my buddies and I do a VGM podcast and we just made our 6th episode. http://gtt.bakehimawaytoys….

I've had so many conversations with people explaining that I "get" that movie, but I didn't enjoy it and wanted Whiplash or Grand Budapest to win. The only person that I knew loved that movie was my older brother, who was going through a midlife anti-facebook crisis at the time.

Upvoted for "mournful tits"

I'd say that I agree with the wins for Silence of the Lambs, but I stand by T2 deserving a Best Picture nomination over the 3 movies I named just because it's a fucking technical marvel. My main point is that the Oscars don't have a great record of picking 5 nominees that will resound and be remembered years later.

My thoughts exactly!

Fury Road is destined to do what Jurassic Park and Terminator 2 did before it: sweep the technical Oscars and go on to be the most well-liked and enduring of the movies despite coming nowhere close to winning Best Picture. At least Fury Road was nominated, though. Jurassic Park is better than The Remains of the Day,

OK, I seriously can't tell if the writer believes this is playable. This is a charming animation, but if anyone thinks it's a playable rom hack they probably shouldn't be writing for anyone's video game section.

Shoulda just made the opening credits, Internet.

When are they gonna get to the Winds of Winter?!

At least try to get your relationships right. Roz engaged to Frasier? Only in my fan fiction. Jess married to Winston? Actually I'd watch that.

I was gonna go with the standard "AFC West sucks" argument, but the Chiefs managed to cobble a decent season together, and the Raiders managed to beat the Broncos in Mile High, meaning the Broncos only won 3/4 of their gimmes this year. But we can all agree that the Chargers really suck, right?

Oiled up garbage bag?
Sweat sock?
Melon heated up in a microwave?
That's very creative, Billy.

Princess Peach endures as a queer icon…to one internet writer that clearly almost missed a deadline.

Snape? Snape!? SNAAAAAAAAPE!

God, I wouldn't have been ready for that when I was a kid, but that would've been so fucking cool to see live.

In 7th grade I was a gigantic dork whose musical taste was mostly Weird Al and Pure Disco compilations. But something about I'm Afraid of Americans really dug its way into my brain. So I "borrowed" the CD single from my brother (along with 6 Feet Deep by Gravediggaz) and played it in my discman until it didn't work