31) Luis

"I've never felt power like this before."
cut to Professor X completely bald.

Hopping back and forth between Battlefront and Fallout 4. Got a lot of settlements to manage in Fallout, and a lot of people to hit in the face with Impact Grenades in Battlefront.

It's so mean of those old men to gang up on that helpless billionaire like that.

Is Pick a Choice still a thing? It's the kind of fun, rambling, free-wheeling nonsense I enjoy as a palate cleanse after reading too many reviews and GJI!

I was reading and listening to Move Your Feet by Junior Senior, and I'll be damned if all those Drew Stanton gifs weren't made for that song.

I'm not very deep into Fallout 4, but so far my weird moment came after fighting through a group of raiders at a satellite relay. I'm up on a tall catwalk, thinking I'll just loot the guys and take off. But there came a faint beeping sound that I hadn't heard before. I looked around but couldn't see anything until it…

Gotta watch out for the Jags though. Unbeaten the last 2 weeks!*

Still pretty terrifying. He could jump his crotch right into my normal standing face.

M. Bison is totally the JJ Watt of Street Fighter.

You're one of the writers for The League, aren't you?

"The result was a 20-6 loss for Tennessee, sending them to last place in the AFC South division, which is the Tennessee Titans of divisions."

JJ Watt's been the meathead king since he entered the league, it makes sense that he despises selfies and girly haircuts.

While Atlanta will probably score more than 4 points, I would not be surprised if Blaine Gabbert got sacked for 2 safeties. On consecutive plays somehow.

The barrage of Halo 5 ads we've endured have proven that no amount of explosions and expressionless visor/mask covered faces can get me hyped for this series.

"Gotham casting department breaks from SVU marathon with underwhelming announcement."

"Time is a flat circle. I know, because I have the Time Gem or some shit."

The avant garde 4th down play was great because it was so shitty that I could tap my wife on the shoulder, gesture toward the replay and have her immediately understand how shitty and weird of a play it was. Usually it takes more explaining, but this was a shitty play for the ages.

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