I don't even watch basketball anymore, but you know what stupid song ends up in my head all the time?

You can tell your friend in Toto that I'm not singing on their rock album!

It's fine. It's FINE, Lieutenant. This one isn't even for tonight's gala, so it's of no consequence. The housekeeper will be here later today, and she'll clean this up. Good evening, Lieutenant.

Of course. Now if you'll excuse me, Lieutenant, I believe you've had your fill of questions, and I am late for a gala. I presume you know the way out?

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You know that's right.

… and so, obviously, the house we're shooting in has a basement, so we all pile down there, Kathy, Jimmy, the crew. And Kathy, for whatever reason, brings that sledgehammer with her. Never lets go of it, through the whole storm…

I'll only believe it if he tells me, "Bo knows realignment."

The Seahawks are an AFC team and I will send the ghost of Brian Bosworth on whoever tries to tell me otherwise.

What would we do, baby, without Gross?

Was this before or after the Lear jet trip to Nova Scotia?

Less Billy Crystal means less Carol Kane. Net positive or negative? Discuss.

While both the book and film are amazing, and provide an ample supply of quotes to use when I can't come up with a Simpsons quote (What? It happens sometimes!), i will always be most thankful for the DVD introducing me to the "Samuel Beckett drove Andre the Giant to school" story.

You really are a, um, mean schlub.

Man, Tolkein sure seems to be wrapping up. Why am I still only halfway through this book?

But he's in that awful Coneheads/State Farm commercial, which is only redeemable because it means Jane Curtin gets paid.

Well? What is to be done with this Homer Simpson?

Cubicles are for closers, Gil.

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