This feels like something that would be more at home in a kids’ cartoon then one made for grown-ups…

This line is great if you ever drop anything. Either people laugh because they know what you're talking about, or they laugh because you seem clever.

I understand, Drifter. It's just we really could have used that $10,000.

Gory, story, allegory, Montessori…

Ralph turning the knob to "No" when Roger Meyer, Jr. is yelling at him is, hands down, my favorite of the "Simpsons jokes that took me several viewings to notice".

I just think they're neat!

Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed. 'Nuff said.

Wait, that's not right. Jose Peterson, say "But I hate every ape I see" again.

Even Chimpan-A?

Hark to the tale of Ra-alph,
And the boy he loved so dear.
They rode in a paddleboat
For years and years and years.

It reminds me of:
Drinking and driving,
Narcotics possession,
And that's just Page One of
His ten-page confession.

Heh, heh. Good one, Chet.

The A.V. Club
I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there.

The AV Club has disbanded!!!!

Also: "If tonight’s broadcast—and it’s CD and DVD sales—prove successful enough"

Help me out, A.V. Clubbers, since I'm generally ill-informed about these sort of things. What is it about productions like this that make it "look live"? There's something different about it visually, compared to a pre-recorded TV show or movie. Mrs. of Phoenix posits that it's because the camera's can't get in as…

Bert Stanton?

Hhhh… hhhhh… Well, you all know what laughter sounds like!

I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!

They're the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked.