No, he's going to be this season's The Competitor Who Should Be Sent Home, But Won't (Because He Brings Drama). See also: Bangs The Elder.

Beefcake Rick Malambri
Thank you for using his full name.

Nobody's mentioned Herbie: Fully Loaded yet? What the hell, you guys?

Yeah, but that was slightly different. We saw Jerry walk into the club and heard him bomb from outside.

He had a hit with that song "Here I Go Again On My Own." Mostly because the video featured Kitaen writhing around on the hood of his car. He also (briefly) had a project going with Jimmy Page called… Coverdale/Page, oddly enough.

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Where's Adolph Oliver Pubes when you need him?

I'll have you know that Irish and Italians are both master boat-builders, thank you very much!

Your mom wears a pair of space suit cutoffs. And she eats it.

Or Red Dwarf.

By way of a strange, time-travel-based anomaly, my grandmother happens to be a small, impressionable child.

@ricin: But then he'll move to Detroit and take up baseball, just so he can be a Tiger too.

I'll bet he likes tapirs. He seems like a tapir kinda guy.

According to NPR, he also invented the idea of the Greatest Hits album (originally for Johny Mathis). Make of that what you will.

@TROOF: Too be fair, Miller's issue climaxed with Spawn saying "let's play 'Alien'" before teleporting inside an obese man. Yes, it's incredibly stupid, but it's a fun kind of stupid.

See also: The People v. Your Mom.

Replace "subconcious" with "basement" and you might be onto something.

While we're on the subject, is it just me or are Glenn Beck and Biff Tannen the exact same person?

"Pretend that you both happen to be waiting for the same bus. Perfect!"

I tried to get into gynecologist's school, but I couldn't find an opening.