My old band once opened for The High-Voiced Hermits. Those guys are dicks.

Ned Beatty was surprisingly butthurt. Now look at him.

Stop! You're being un-BEAR-able!

Cats & Dogs: 2 Girls, 1 Pup

I meant it as a badge of pride. I'm from there too!

While we're on the subject, does America Ferrera blast the theme song from Team America from a boom box every time she walks into a room? Because I would totally do that if I were her.

Oak Lawn
He's from Oak Lawn, people! Oak Lawn!

I meant Delgo.

Lynch nuthin'. That's some Harmony Korine shit right there.

@Kinopio: That would be hilarious, but isn't that pretty much what happened with both Doogal and Birdemic?

Yeah, I sat through an episode of that Loonatics Unleashed once when I was hungover. If I may paraphrase Brian Posehn, it made me want to set my eyes on fire and bury them.

I'd say that "The Chinese Restaurant" is more like a rough draft of "The Parking Garage." "The Chinese Restaurant" may have been the first Nothing episode, but "The Parking Garage" is where they really refined the idea.

Aw mang. Everybody's already done the "the protagonist can't speak and shits itself" jokes to death. I was going to make a reference to the end of Million Dollar Baby. (Warning: That last sentence may have had spoilers.)

A+ indeed. I'd even go so far as to nominate "The Parking Garage" as Seinfeld's Very Special Episode.

@Rev: I don't know what you're talking about. My wang was big enough to choke Maury Chaykin.

Could be worse. At least Chaplin didn't wind up in an oven.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S WHERE THE POO COMES OUT.

That one nostril is three millimeters wider than the other. I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole.

Rectum? It nearly killed 'im!

Nimoy's a chubby chaser.