Character 3: No, you gotta mix ketchup and mustard together, otherwise it doesn't work.

Character 2 walks in and is flummoxed by the difference between ketchup and catsup.

I'm using it as a defense when someone singles out Islam as bad. I'm coming from a place where people say things like "Well, Obama's a Muslim!" as if it really mattered any more or less than if he were a Christian.

And that was just his cash reserves.

And the average working person's salary has stayed the same, ignoring inflation.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

"Springfield really is in Oregon"

How do you keep up with the news like that?

Or jawn?

I certainly hope that you copied and pasted that list from somewhere. Unless you keep a carefully curated list of masturbation euphemisms handy.

Do you hold the same contempt for Christian or Jewish principles? The way fundamentalist Christians or Orthodox Jews treat women? If not, then why single out Islam?

A Muslim woman was assaulted here not to long ago by a guy that tried to (well, actually successfully) set her on fire with a lighter. She was able to put it out right away, so she wasn't injured.

Trump supporters are far worse than simply jagoffs.

At least where and when I was growing up, Polish people were called Polaks, and any other eastern European was lumped into the "hunkie" term. And it was used to refer to Poles as well.

Ah, a KO alum. I went to TJ.

This article makes this jagoff very happy.

That was one of my chief complaints about Jon Stewart. He would do that a lot.

Moon pie. What a wonderous time to be alive.

They still could have had plenty of zombies. But they just moved right past all of the possible scenes where people were still in control of society, but zombies were a real, legit, threat.

That caption of "9 Days Later" made me want to punch my TV. It sealed the deal that this show would NOT be showing what it promised.