Yeah, that was my thought too: "Hold up, didn't we see last week the North has enough grain for maybe a year?"

I am living vicariously through the thought of a household I don't know shouting "GIRLS TRIP!" throughout the day. Not being sarcastic - that sounds pretty funny.

"And that scene where they decided not to go to Vegas because they'd have to put off buying the furnace until next year? CLASSIC."

Subhate for people who refer to their spouses as "hubby" and "wifey." Fuck you, Dave and Carol, you're adults with names.

The article is great, as is the writer's interview on NPR, and it really sums Trump up: Golf is something he's actually quite good at, yet he nonetheless feels the need to lie, thus polluting one of the few areas of his life where he could notch up unqualified wins.

Another way that the Trumps are a step toward monarchy: They're not just ugly, they're wealthy-inbred-looking ugly. Eric could BE a British royal!

I understood that reference!

Who DOESN'T?

Yeah, they were excellent teenage-me training in the art of "Look THERE not THERE."

They turn out not to be a threat to the Federation because they're basically just constantly fucking.

You're right, not a lot. Occupy came and went, we talked about how this was the Left's Tea Party, man … and then nothing. But now we're all dug in, and everything's a 49-51 vote. That doesn't feel like where we should be either. I don't know what would; maybe you do.

I'm sorry that's been your experience. It's probably frustrating to feel like you're playing the long game but others are focused on the immediate play.

Well thank god - all the fuck in those rivers had made them practically unusable!

Coal is a great example of this. I live in WV, and the coal barons have done an excellent job of connecting themselves to coal workers and making the case of "If you stand with coal, you stand with ALL of us." They've been weaving these two groups together for generations, way back to when you could only get paid in…

Wait, I don't think anyone was blaming black people, were they? My understanding is black voters were probably the strongest demographic to turn out for Clinton / against Trump, weren't they? If anything, black people were the only ones who got it right.

I bet those emails were racist as FUCK.

Well yeah, I mean, having institutions whose very high proportion of black students stems directly from systemic discriminatory laws and policies is just RACIST.

They're the only orifices he can satisfy.

He was already having difficulty with Ernie Keebler's increasingly progressive hiring practices. Then they introduced E.L. Fudges with chocolate inside, and, well…

Miss Peg-me?