I get the idea that they started off with the ninja thing but then expanded into stuff like behind-the-scenes overthrow and corporate evilness and that sort of thing. They got really good at the new stuff, but the ninja stuff is this vestigial holdover from the old days that nobody want to get rid of because the…

Maybe he thinks they ARE dressed up.

Good eye. I've been wondering about how the color motifs were gonna work once they came together. It's also made me paranoid. For example, did you notice how the panes of glass in DD's apartment (which I'd always taken as intending to evoke stained glass) include all the team members' colors? Are we supposed to read…

I think Colleen took the sword slice because it was the only way to remove her from the action. All the other supporting characters are clearly vulnerable and would need protection, but Colleen's been fighting alongside Danny since the start, and even though she's not powered, she'd be an asset. But the show's not…

Yeah, I do the same thing, then realize I'm reacting to a battle between lawful and chaotic evil and don't care anymore.

Come now … NOBODY will be left at that point!

I'm also a fan of the goddamn "LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES" bumper stickers. Because yeah, that's totally why you're out there revving at 3 a.m.

See, I get these people, but I'm also surprised there weren't any "Martin WHO? *blinks innocently* Why yes, your honor, I'm SURE I'd be able to serve impartially!"

Those Mickey Mouse shorts from the past few years are pretty goddamn great too. More than a little Looney Tunes energy, and just a dash of John K. body horror.

Good news everyone!

Dickon lives; there's a current renaissance going on for Large Adult Sons.

Although the current $3 price point does give one pause.

What? I didn't think anybody thought these were actual Trader Joe's brands. They pretty much say they come from elsewhere and they just can't name them, don't they?

It sounds like when you watch MST3K with people who think they're just as funny. Then they tell you "Oh, we're always crazy like this at movies," and you wander what dark path could have led you to this point.

I always thought it was weird he never did a sequel. Regardless of where the narrative wound up, the title is RIGHT THERE.

Also he seems confused about how tampons actually work.

I had this book really heavily recommended to me. After I finished, my reaction wasn't to the book - it was fine, a little disappointing after what I'd been told - but to my friends who emphatically and breathlessly told me how much I'd love it. Honestly, I was a little hurt that that was their idea of what I'd love.

Hey, there's WAY more than three heads on that penis monster! It's about accuracy in gaming movie journalism!

It likes 9s and 7s too, for some reason.

Goddammit, first Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and now this.