Interesting Diversion from the Bleakness of Existence, Internet!

"The punchline of each was, in some capacity, 'Look who we are. Look how many of us there are. And look what we’ll do.'"

I am having a really weird time with this being a conversation between Daesim and Darsim. Fortunately Darsim went with the close-up for his avatar, or I'd have no chance.

Well hell, give a pro wrestler some Kryptonite and it's not much of a contest either.

Right? It was, what, two episodes ago? And there she is, blasting away this week. I thought for sure that'd be a factor, but then I remembered: CW.

I mean, the Flash is probably the only one of that group that could even try to hang with Supergirl, and could maybe even win in the right circumstances. That, of course, is assuming we're not dealing with Dumb Barry, Lovestruck Barry, Glum Barry, Forgot-He's-Super-Fast Barry…

Homeworld isn't sending us their best.

Goddammit, I've been trying to make "fock" happen for YEARS. How could I have been so blind??

Be careful what you wish for, apparently.

FYI: Amazon Echo Dot link is broken (goes the Kindle Fire page instead). I can search it out just fine, just a heads up.

Thing is, they're not all racists/sexists/bigots/etc. They just had to be okay with it.

Equal time is broadcast only. It's based on the idea that the airwaves are a limited and public resource, so they must be made equally accessible (whereas the trees that produce newspapers are fucking LIMITLESS, I tells ya!).

Is Sunny not played by anyone?

Yeah. Between this and The Apprentice, last week America voted for TV.

The presence of Jack Black at his Jack Blackiest makes this perspective understandable, but it's actually pretty good, even if they do almost entirely waste the non-Black/Hoffman celebrity voice talent.

No, but yeah.

Calling Phoney "Phoncible" (yes, it's his full name, but come on) makes it hard to follow the rest of the post.

See, the Dos Equis guy said "I don't always X, but when I do, I Y." This provided us with a repeatable structure in which key components could be swapped out to create statements pertinent to specific situations while still being rooted in a broadly recognizable form. Then another guy who looked like an asshole stood…

Smiley hasn't worked since the Alphabet Game scandals of 2008.

"The various members of the team are constantly giving and receiving pep
talks, insisting that they believe in each other, and yet at the same
time, they’re always keeping secrets from each other. And they never
seem to learn!"