Are you now. It's funny how the labels on multiple Black IPAs would seem to disagree with you.

I totally agree, which is why I'm going to say you might like a Black IPA, which has the distinctive mark in its favor of not tasting like an IPA.

There is a reason I have a Schlafly Brewing bottle opener on my keychain. The reason is that I was at a beer festival in St. Louis maybe a decade ago and won a Schlafly Brewing bottle opener, which I put on my keychain.

I take your point on Green Flash, the drinking of which is reminiscent of being smacked in the face with a pine tree, but saying Stone isn't also excessively hopped ignores their whole shtick. Taco Bell doesn't base their existence on being "so spicy that the rubes can't handle it, man!"

Agreed. I drink IPAs if there's nothing else decent, but not really for preference, but wet hop versions actually taste good and not like an arms race.

Never tell them until after. Wait until they've fully enjoyed the sandwiches first; the look of horror from some members of the group will be finer than any wine.

It's great. Higher smoke point, so it's harder to burn as well.

It is the best thing. Only put it on the outside though.

Mayonnaise on the outside instead of butter.

No, no, you're doing it wrong. Only liberals and Democrats can be offended. When anyone else does it, it's called standing up for your principles. It's well known.

Let me ask you something that in no way reflects my own experience: Were you also one of those kids that typically knew the Weird Al version of a song before the actual version?

Disney seems set against acknowledging Darkwing Duck. They wouldn't put out a figure of him for (now-canned) Infinity either even though he was a fan vote pick.

I love Gummi Bears still for being the proto form of these shows. "Hey, we wanna do a show about magical bears." "Like Care Bears?" "Sorta, only medieval and they truck with the occult and get their powers from drinking." "Fine, fine."

NOOOOOOOOOOO

"With his goatee, colossal ego, and barrage of referential humor, Strange is basically Tony Stark in a magic cape."

Right, but it sounds like it's more "If you think getting a thing will make you happy, maybe put your focus somewhere else." I hope, anyway.

70s trolls. Not the Tolkeinian or Warcraft kind.

Perhaps the profundity lies in the execution? Not trying to make excuses, but I also thought that message seemed like a pretty common one in kids movies, so I'm sure the reviewer is aware of it as well. If she still says something as hoary-sounding as "happiness is in you" comes off as profound, I'm reasonably…

Holy shit, this is decent? Thank you, AV Club - it was already mandated that I attend this with my kid, but finding out it might actually be enjoyable and not just a low-rent Smurfs headache is the best news I've had all day.

That's also my main issue. For me, I feel like he's a stand-in for The Doctor rather than his own thing, and if I wanted that, I'd just watch Doctor Who.