"Did you hear her voice work in Tarzan? A lot of people have been saying it was the weakest part of the movie, just really a disaster."

CBS programming: Making shows for Baby Boomers about themselves and what they think these kids today are like. If ABC is the network where Mom can watch her stories with nice glass of wine, CBS is where Dad can sit down and be reminded that the father figure is always ultimately right.

Nah, a little Brak goes a long way. He was best in a quick dose or shrieking in the background - any more and he sucks all the air out of the room, and there's too many funny people on the show to have that.

Joe and Terry Graedon speak well of them.

"You're a jerk, Dunk. A complete kneebiter."

That's usually how it works for me as well. I mean, it'd be weird if it worked in the opposite direction.

GRRM is so curvy, he played the starring role in a gender-swapped reboot of the movie that made America Ferrera famous!

I really like this, but was there supposed to be an "I" in there?

Well, it's mostly in his neck.

He looks like if Beard Papa was one of the immortals from Highlander, but to gain power he has to eat other Beard Papas and all their in-house stock.

He so fat, he use Ringworld as a belt!

Food. Food is being reviewed now.

You can see the distinction even more clearly in the post-Brave Disney branded stuff with Merida. Slimmer body, sleeker hair, batting doe eyes - yeah, let's get rid of all that messy visual distinctiveness, shall we?

No, it's "Boghhhhh."

See, that's why you need to look for the girl who wears glasses and frumpy clothes. Thing is, she LOOKS like a nerd, but once you get to know her and convince her to take those glasses off - Va Va VOOM!!!

So since a few offshoots have started discussing the merits of ketchup for its own sake, where do we come down on sriracha ketchup? On the one hand, it adds some kick, especially considering how bland ketchup can be (seriously, Fuck Hunt's), but on the other hand, why not just eat sriracha? That said, I've had it as a…

We would also have accepted tater tots.

I find Kyle Kinane funny but just can't stomach his views on ranching and the Constitution.

Had the salted caramel yesterday, and this article is fucking wrong. Not that I know much about fucking right.

Yeah, I don't think it's a trick, but it also feels kinda like a gateway. Like something strongly suggested by (non-editorial) management.