Can't agree. Candies that get harder in ice cream (M&Ms, Nerds) turn into toothbusters, which diminishes quality regardless of flavor.

Chang! The man left AV Club at its peak.

I always try, but their ice cream is maybe one step above finely shaved ice with some non-dairy creamer in there (but still far superior to Chinese buffet soft serve). Nothing like the lovingly lard-infused paste that is DQ product.

Notice that the newest variants take the top slots. Perhaps they're just that good, or perhaps…

There's no sponsor disclaimer, yet somehow I can't escape the vaguely slimy feeling that comes with reading branded content.

You, sir … You …

The stripes on their boots are weirding me out. It looks like they all have metal prosthetic calves.

I think this is one of the (many) things that sets them apart from DC movies. Both cast handsome/beautiful types, but DC looks for a stoicism and gravitas (whether successfully or not is another question) that suits troubled loners. Marvel's attention to ensemble stories requires a knack for timing (comic or…

Between Civil War and the recent videos like this, I am feeling an astonishing amount of goodwill toward this kid. Chris Hemsworth's a pretty funny guy too.

In the extended cut, a caption appears on the screen reading "NOHOMO".

It's not a perfect relationship.

"No, YOU mov*PUNCH** Okay, I'll move."

Hate when I FOIA online comments and they come all redacted.

Except he'll be Potter Peterson, heir to the Peterson Adhesives empire. He'll work quietly behind the scenes to undermine the Avengers' finances in retaliation for buying up the dockside real estate where he'd planned to set up factories to produce his new line of sticky limb-enhancers with his business partner, John…

That's what Rule 34 and Todd McFarlane are for.

I just evolved mine from Stalkur to Predatorr! I regret the decision!

I'm pleased that there's never been a bad TV adaptation of The Tick - choices you might not care for, sure, but all at least decent. Considering the sequel/reboot culture we live in, three quality versions is an insane track record.

My six-year-old was surprisingly compelled by that message. In the episode, not your post. I don't let her read this trash.

Nah, Jynx is STACKED.

I think O'Neal's very existence brings this sort of thing into being.