In anatomical order, Florida is America's wang and Texas is its scrotum, with the Louisiana coastline something it should probably have looked at.

The fuck is with that earring? Does he know? Is he melting, or some kind of creature effect? Will he be part of the ride? The fuck??

Huh. So what am I missing about this phrase?

Does "X-men adjacent" mean that this is supposed to take place in that cinematic universe?

So not Great, then?

Well, the Nietzsche one was kinda clever anyway.

Colbert and Stewart are coming back, and we've got regular posts from Sean O'Neal? Even this gutter fire of an election has its high points.

Same here. I've tapped on some while riding in the passenger seat and have been able to bag the little boogers off my dashboard miles later.

Also the original games were red and blue (yellow came later), so there's probably some deep-seated loyalties there.

Oh right on, that makes the prequels even more egregious. Remember how he just turns it off and says "I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." Yeah, Lucas apparently forgot about that entirely.

I see this picture and all I can think is "I'm fartin' Monopoly cards!"

That's what I'm saying! In fact, I'm racking my brain to remember which of his lines in the original actually DID use the weird syntax. All I can think of is "Away put your weapon!" and "Found someone you have, hmm?" I'm sure there's others, but it definitely wasn't a majority of his lines.

Right? I mean, Jigglypuff is probably the most faaaabulous Pokemon there is. At least that's what I assume from Smash Bros.

Rewatch them with that in mind. He doesn't constantly do it in the originals, so when he does, it hits as eccentricity. Consider some of his big moments: "Do or do not. There is no try." "How you get so big eating food of this kind?" "I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." Now imagine what they'd sound like in…

It's good, just LONG.

You're right about the Secret Wars tie-in, but for me, it was a lot more tolerable because it was a Hickman book. Once you get used to those, you eventually just start accepting that you're not always gonna understand everything that's happening, and there might not even be an answer out there in some overlooked title.

I just finished the last trade of Time Runs Out - things get even more convoluted - but I liked Infinity SO much better reading it as part of Hickman's Avengers narrative. My first encounter with it was on its own, and it was fine, but I found it really hard to care.

They can't - it falls under privacy law. If you're famous, it goes to publicity rights (your likeness is worth something, and they're taking your right to profit from it), but if you're just a regular schulb, it's just your personal right not to have your likeness used without consent (i.e., no damages).

Cleavage, centered. You could at least have shown her face.

I came here from the future - a link in the 2016 Legend of Tarzan review - and was pleasantly reminded how concise AV Club reviews used to be. That's not a slam on their current, longer form, but one thing that drew me to this site in college was how much they got into a small amount of text.