Wait, that's a thing?? To the Internet!!!

This is a particularly farty whirlwind, though.

American media is pro-establishment, just like how ESPN is pro-major leagues. That's not a "THE MAINSTREAM'S IGNORING BERNIE, MAN" thing, it's just that the press tends to be biased toward things like institutions, horse-race coverage, false equivalency, anything that ties in to a sense of tradition. Established…

I don't begrudge Bee being pretty openly in favor of Clinton considering all her kin (see: The Daily Show) are fans of the "Bernie's the cool uncle and Hillary just doesn't get it" school of comedy. One liberal comedian that likes Clinton doesn't really break anything.

Remember when Stewart took a hiatus and came back all grizzled? It's like that, except not just for a bit.

I bet she'll stop wearing blazers within, like, a week.

Oh man, and can you imagine what the attacks would look like if he actually got the nomination? These are the people who make sure to say "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" every chance they get - you think they're not gonna conveniently drop the "Democratic" from "Democratic Socialist" at every opportunity? And that's just for…

See also: The 2010 elections. Because, y'know, I thought we solved everything in 2008, didn't we guys?

Man, if he did have Sam and Max working for him, I might actually consider voting for Bernie. Not that their presence suggests any policy particulars, just for how it would confirm the embrace of chaos.

I can't watch Samantha Bee's show because every time I do, I get angry that it's only on once a week.

Must we?

Well, people tend to be peckish when they come back.

Yes! It's a book of magic and superhuman feats! No mere mortal could create THAT MUCH OIL.

Makes me consider the opposite as well - reading the Bible through a superhero lens. "Okay, there's this guy, and he's got these powers. Like, he can walk on water, create matter from nothing, even bring people back from the dead! But even though he's got all this power, he holds to a code of personal responsibility,…

We need to revisit lumberjacks, and we need to do it now.

EXACTLY like those!

But, like, the kind of off-brand you actually pick up for preference on the rare occasion you're in the mood for it.

Yeah. It's an interesting story, and I'd expect to see it in a Newswire, but it's not like somebody made a supercut of Kristen Bell looking depressed while "I'm Walkin' on Sunshine" plays in the background.

I had that album from Pizza Hut. My favorite thing was how the commercials included the line "It's not the movie soundtrack, dude!" Because that was the reason the majority of people would have bought it (although in my case, still did).

I know they had to stop an entire city full of metas, but I still don't get why Barry didn't employ the "run up really fast and hit her" strategy with Black Siren. Especially since the opener showed he's finally realized its effectiveness, both for crime fighting and for the budget.