You cashed the check?!

The Legend Ends.

I gotta say, Jean Rollin's "Zombie Lake" is far worse.

He's part of a fringe society that gets off on carriage collisions.

A.V. Clubbers are such easy prey.

There's more than one way to get high, baby.

Um.

Cop Rock.

Tarantula!

There's probably a Kickstarter to get funding for Johnny Mnemonic II off the ground…

Davves?

They both stand tall on opposing ends of the Awful Spectrum.

He's like the David Fincher of shitty nu-metal (which I realize is redundant)!

I coulda gotten us a table.

He's Tommy Lee Jones from Men in Black.

He's Tommy Lee Jones from Men in Black.

[Gregory Hines sits intently next to the ph…] Oh, nevermind.

[Gregory Hines sits intently next to the ph…] Oh, nevermind.

The bear from "The Jungle Book"?

The bear from "The Jungle Book"?