Worst song ever? "From a Distance."

Worst song ever? "From a Distance."

Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!

Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!

Then you both must be me, too.

Then you both must be me, too.

Craig: they could call most of those sets "The Cameron Mitchell Commemorative Collection."

Craig: they could call most of those sets "The Cameron Mitchell Commemorative Collection."

For what it's worth, the first one has a topless Linnea Quigley getting impaled on deer antlers.

For what it's worth, the first one has a topless Linnea Quigley getting impaled on deer antlers.

I watched Silent Night, Bloody Night as part of one of those bargain 50-movie packs, and found it surprisingly decent. Great sepia-tone flashback sequence near the end.

I watched Silent Night, Bloody Night as part of one of those bargain 50-movie packs, and found it surprisingly decent. Great sepia-tone flashback sequence near the end.

Finally, a voice of reason! It was like the equivalent of a Wes Anderson paint-by-numbers kit.

Finally, a voice of reason! It was like the equivalent of a Wes Anderson paint-by-numbers kit.

Second the Dredd love - it was the most scuzzy, hyperviolent piece of post-apocalyptic action poetry I saw this year.

Second the Dredd love - it was the most scuzzy, hyperviolent piece of post-apocalyptic action poetry I saw this year.

YES to Cosmopolis! It was actually more "Cronenberg-ian" than I expected, and Pattinson was excellent.

YES to Cosmopolis! It was actually more "Cronenberg-ian" than I expected, and Pattinson was excellent.

KFC, anyone?

KFC, anyone?