I've been told I resemble Tom…
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Can I ride this skateboard into your heart for a little while?

I've been told I resemble Tom…
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Can I ride this skateboard into your heart for a little while?

Nothin'.  That's what.  Everything goes better with alcohol.  Everything…
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I've got a rickshaw to hop on.

Nothin'.  That's what.  Everything goes better with alcohol.  Everything…
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I've got a rickshaw to hop on.

Gimmicks are sexy sexy sexy.
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I gotta return a halloween costume.

Gimmicks are sexy sexy sexy.
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I gotta return a halloween costume.

Fuck the fuck YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally! A show for me!

Well…
There goes the neighborhood…

A man should not have to explain himself. A man is a man because he is a man. What makes him a man is why he exists. And what he does with a woman and a sparkly vampire when they are both passed out is between himself, his god, and the vitamin water.

For my money, you have to go with Director Yeo Joon Han in SellOut!

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Everyone knows that "sex" is what happens when a lady passes out because you made her a specialty drink.

Bitches just don't know how it's done!

Who says rape ain't funny? Bitches think I'm fucking hysterical.

I take the stage at 8 pm.
Women be complainin'!

Hey, we've all been there, right guys? :D

Geet my fucking face off of your avatar BITCH!

Reaallly??? Sweet! Time to re-up my stash anyway bros.
Thanks for the tip like skanks on my dick!

Dear Phel,

Sucking My Wang, starring Your Lady.