Eh…calling it the most ridiculous out there is a bit much, I'll agree. But, it sounds like he's not settled on any explanation.

Eh…it's not opposed to human rights so, it's not as inherently evil as the Republican ideology.

I do think their viewpoint on certain issues is an important thing to hear but…nobody should be waiting on South Park to tell them how to feel about things…or anything in the media, really.

Can we at least agree that nobody is thinking of The Cleveland Show?

I didn't have satellite until 2003, unfortunately. I remember Premium Blend and Shorties Watchin Shorties…and Comedy Central Presents.

Stone was a dick in BASEketball so, I feel the same way, actually. Parker does seem like he's more open minded though, actually. Just from the wikipedia that I read, when asked if God exists,
Trey Parker: There might be some sort of God out there. I don't think it's written any rules for us or anything but, it's hard…

Wha? Thought this was America! Thought we were in America!

Comedy Central has a pretty solid lineup of original programming now. But, I'm still pissy because, this is the network that got me to love stand up in 2004 and now, it's pretty fucking hard to find any stand up on there. Plenty of shitty movies though!

It is accurate but, it still leaves a window open for making tons of pedo jokes and a few pedo assumptions about Jared. For some people, even if they find nothing in his house, they're going to assume that Jared was just a pedophile who got off (I know…phrasing).

(hangs head in shame)
…and I live in a dry county.

Big enough for a subway is still too small for a KFC/Taco Bell…think about that for a minute.

I can't speak for everybody on here but…the only reason I live in a town like Glenwood, Arkansas is because I can't afford to move.

Well, they probably make you wait longer…which a lot of Americans can't deal with. I assume. Why else would anybody eat at McDonalds?

Is that the same thing that Bryan Singer's connected to?

Why's he not angry when tweeting this?

My cousin told me that when he was a teenager, him and my aunt were at our local Pizza Shack when Governor Huckabee stopped in to campaign. My aunt went into the arcade room and said, "Brad, come meet the governor!"

Seriously, now I just wonder about her ethnicity.
When she was fat, she just seemed like a southern person but now….is she greek or jewish?

Great, now this feels like Logan's Run.

I do think our whole, "guilty until proven innocent" attitude is somewhat harmful but….50 accusations!! I understand that if you're on the jury, you don't want to jump to conclusions but…the court of public opinion can't send a guy to jail, they can only ruin his career.

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