Because somebody's going to finish first and end up trotting off to watch some television while the other two are still going at it.

Well, that stuff is just aggressive and competitive. If you in that kind of mood, it's fine but…why stop at two dicks?

(sigh)
The best porn I've ever watched happened to be an incest porn.

Unless you're voting for Trump. In which case, don't bother.

You can skip the kite as long as you can find a French Jewish person.
…
(hangs head in shame)

That is one funky sounding ailment.

Don't drink the crab juice!

Shit! I forgot I used to own Mother's Milk. Let's see…."Knock Me Down" and "Johnny Kick a Hole in the Sky" would make it on my ipod (if I had one). I don't know man…I'm not often the kind of guy who likes a band only after they get famous but, that was the case with the Chili Peppers. They just seemed so…disorganized,…

That's a much better example. They've had a pretty consistent career.
Some could also say Oasis but…I'm not saying Oasis. Fuck Oasis, as a matter of fact.

My old roommate pausing and rewinding "Santeria" while trying to learn how to play it for 3 fucking hours. That's when I jumped ship.

That is my favorite song by them but….Sir Psycho Sexy's greatness is undeniable.
(I'm not really familiar with their previous albums though)

I would drop Sublime and…maybe add Green Day to that list. They're kind of bands that don't really fit into any niche but, to pass them off as cookie cutter is just unfair to say, because they have distinct personalities. Why not just toss AC/DC on that list, while you're at it?

Yea, I guess the radio stations probably have stipulations by the record company on how often a song is supposed to be played during the day. With a system like that, there's no way that everybody isn't going to have at least one song out there that they hate (probably more). It's just such a reckless system because…

Well, to be honest, Darius Rucker's voice was probably always the real draw. Nobody really gave a shit about what the blowfish were doing behind him.

Damn…you kind of summed them up perfect.

Yea, it seems like they were probably still playing covers when they got signed. They probably had another writer, didn't they? To me though, with pop rock…there's something so douchey about Creed and Third Eye Blind. I didn't get that sense from Hootie though. Don't get me wrong, they're not even in my top 100.

You know, I haven't had much opportunity to get burned out on songs. I didn't get satellite until 2003 and I was never really an avid radio listener. Even then, I listened to mostly nu metal and post grunge (I know…I was a twat) until around….2008 or so. Then, I kind of went back and explored classic rock. I read up…

Oh yea, career wise, Journey takes it. I was just talking about what they seemed to be going for with their songs. It's a cheap comparison, I'll admit. Hootie was just the first example I could think of.

I'm a "The Wheel in the Sky" type of guy.
I don't know…Foo Fighters and Boston feel more authentic. Sure, it's easily digestible for a broad public but they never felt like they were pandering. They both made stuff that just happened to appeal to a wide array of people. I would say that they're up there with Cheap…

Well….it's two completely different things, really. Foo Fighters is fucking great at what kind of rock they put out and Nirvana was fucking great at the kind or rock they put out.