I pretty much agree with you on your second paragraph but, I don't like seeing Journey put in the same sentence as Boston or the Foo Fighters.

I've thought about it and I think it's nice because, typically courtship is pretty artificial. You kind of try and guess what the other person's into and accentuate those qualities in yourself. It's like..maybe 30 days before you can relax and just be yourself around them. I mean, you'd rather just be yourself but,…

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Sami Zayn is a man, dammit!

I would also prefer to not start over and, my self-esteem is somewhat reliant on this website. Don't make something new…just fix the fucking disqus!

26 years old….and, same.

He probably doesn't know how to write for black comics and…it would probably be insulting if he tried.

The one time that I've been at a strip club, the stripper who I "bought a drink", literally just fell in my lap. It was just uncomfortable for me because, she wasn't my type at all and she kept, literally, pinching my dick (although she did have one of her friends/co-workers legitimately fondle me, which was nice….she…

Nobody ever mentions the shows where Chappelle doesn't do something dickish!

Oh yea, I understand. If you had to sum up why you and your sister don't get along in one sentence, "She doesn't like dogs." is a pretty good way to sum it up.

"To boldly go…where no man should go."

Eh…maybe a wealthy racist…although, I think they're more likely to be in the pure breed business.

Cats are alright but, dogs are as needy as I am…so, I can form an emotional bond with them.

I live with a lot of dogs but, my dog's name is Bam Bam (or Bozo when he's acting silly). He's half Labrador and half Pitbull. He likes murdering chickens and hates most of my friends.

I'll go a step further than that and say that pets are almost an extension of ourselves. All the emotions that we can't express outwardly or process internally can be expressed to your pet. They calm you down, they cheer you up, etc and they almost become like, little versions of you.

Luck of the Fryish was far less subtle. When it gets to, "I should be the one in that grave!"…alright, we get the point you're about to make.

I think it also has something to do with Robo Puppy sounding a little bit like Zoidberg.

I'm not sure they're ever going to figure out how to balance an entire roster.

Dog People vs Cat People is a pretty intense rivalry, actually. I'm a dog person and, I made a joke on facebook the other day that said, "I'm not saying all dog people are racist, I'm just saying that all racists are dog people".

I don't believe the Nexus was brought up in an effort to jump start those guy's careers. I think they just needed a hot feud for Summerslam, which lead to a match that they obviously couldn't win. Really, I think best case scenario, they use this conflict to build up the dynamics of the wrestlers facing the Nexus. You…

I remember listening to his interview on Opie and Anthony. It was an hour long, he drank 12 beers in that time period and pissed himself.