"What's with this we shit, spick?"

After looking into it a bit more, I fucking hate gawker. The one bit of actual reporting that they did is when they asked a member the unidentified female duo about it and she said they had their facts wrong and that she wasn't going to talk about it. The commenters actually did more research than them. Apparently,…

I liked how Patrice loved that joke more than anybody else in studio. We'd all get along a lot better if we all just got a better sense of humor.

Oh yea, that's cannon now.
For real though, this wasn't a joke. It was this whole involved story where everybody was listening.

He's said on Opie and Anthony before that somebody actually told him that and it's true. It was a guy who worked at the airport but…I don't think they were at the airport.

You might as well ask about the sexual misconduct allegations circulating in Clarence Wendall's living room. They bear about the same amount of gravity.

Isn't that what we all are, really?

Johmbe, I I mean you no disrespect whatsoever but this is one of the dumbest conversations I've ever had.

I saw somebody say that she's 22 years old. If that's the case, she's probably going to get a lot better. Meanwhile, Okada's practically flawless in the ring and he's a veteran and he's had years to perfect that persona, as well as many more classic feuds and matches.

Chuck Taylor?! No me gusta!

That's pretty much what you need heels to be in this day and age. People are going to like the heels because they tend to be more interesting characters. So, you have to give them little moments where you say to yourself, "man, I really shouldn't be liking this guy." If that person does something dastardly, you can…

Well, comedy is a completely subjective thing. You're not obligated to like it.

Fuck….I miss goofy Kurt Angle.

The original version is a prime example of what Modern Rock could be. It's probably one of my top 5 favorite songs of all time.

Oh yea, you can make anybody look good, so long as they're competent in the ring…and you can even work around that. Most interviews I've seen have said The Ultimate Warrior was complete shit in the ring but, he passed fan inspection because they figured out how to use him. And Heyman was the master of that shit.…

For some reason, I like Rhyno. I guess I like his look….and you're a goddamn liar if you say the gore isn't badass. Especially when it's on Tajiri.

It's not one of those laugh kind of jokes it's more of an, "ah, I see what they did there" jokes. It's clever, it's not sidesplitting.

Well, at least your Supreme Court still has balls. Our whole system seems like it's completely separate from the general population and they just pass laws that benefit themselves or their friends with the occasional pandering to make sure the voters allow them to keep doing it.

If only they fined real people in the same way they do corporations.
"Mello Yello Enthusiast, you have been found guilty of possession of a controlled substance, give us about five bucks."

I say we take their personal assets and use them to benefit the poor. Remove them from their job and make sure they can't get a new one that pays more than minimum wage.I think that's the worst thing we can do to them.