I don't even pay my enemies. They hate me for free, now!

Yes, the article is a half joke.

Maybe have the waitresses play it cool and then report it to security? I don't know. I just sick of shitty douches getting their way.

I thought you might have been talking about Canada. The way I read it, there was a chance you could be talking about the States and I was hoping you were.

I mean, if you're just performing comedy as a side show act, like at a bowling alley or something, I can understand leeway when it comes to using your phone. Even if you're trying to hide it under the table or in between your knees somewhere, I wouldn't go too hard on those people.

I wish I remember that. Lol
Did she bitch about it later?

I wouldn't mind it so much if it wasn't such a slippery slope. To me, the government seeing your texts is like the doctor seeing your balls. They haven't clearly defined what they mean by terrorist though. In a few years it could be somebody who had a bad day at the post office.

Was Gilbert Arenas an asshole too? Those are the three guys that everybody would rave about who went to teams as a "big pick up" and immediately dropped them to the bottom of their division.

Fuck it. I'll jump on this powder keg. I laughed at your joke that might be sexist.

Why not just have security kick these guys out?

Axel Rose and The Wonderful Aids

Self-restraint is not dead. It's hiding in Canada.

I didn't get to see that but, I remember wanting to punch Eli Manning square in his Herman Munster forehead when he got drafted.
Couple of damn divas.

As an agnostic moderate, that's an idea I could totally get behind, maybe. I flip flop on everything..it's no wonder I have seizures.

We should start an advocacy group for grey areas. I really think it's been getting the short end of the stick here lately.

How did we end up with rich people stereotypes?

No doubt, live tweeting their experience instead of just, you know, experiencing it.
I hate teenage girls. There outta be a camp.

The "Kid in King Arthur's Court playing baseball" version?

Oh yea, that was pretty tough on us Romneys. It took quite a few money baths to was the off the stench of that disappointment.

It's based on commercial appearances. Blake Griffin and Chris Paul are already first ballot guys.