I like Kenny and Ernie.
That show is more entertaining than a basketball recap show has any right to be. It's almost a sitcom.

They got over that ref being dead pretty quick.

I just took it as a shot at network's vapid shallowness.

Holy shit…that almost got me.

It's still not my thing but, I definitely respect her as an artist now.

I like Davidson even though he stole my "sucking cock for money" bit that I came up with when I was seventeen.

…Ernie Hudson was my favorite.

"Have you been sexually harassed by Louis C.K., or do you know someone who has?"

They might as well just shout, "Common Knowledge!"

There's no way that accents should ever be considered offensive. They're just too silly for somebody to get their feelings hurt over.

You're absolutely right about the monologue. But, I guarantee you that some overly-sensitive douche saw it and heard, "Hey gang, let's all go to playground and start raping kids!"

It really was the best bastardization of the source that I've ever seen, actually. I didn't mean to throw it under the bus specifically. Remember how Granny turned out to basically be Peggy Carter?

I have to admit that I do enjoy analytics. Not the current efficiency ratings though. I made my own system. I didn't grow up on the sports really, I grew up on the cards. If I can analyze the player's output scientifically and see who was "technically" the better player, I enjoy it. That's probably the real reason…

Perhaps as a pure offensive force, yea. He's a definite Hall of Famer, by the way. First ballot, all the way. I think what holds him back is that he was never really on a good team and he wasn't that great for that long. That stuff matters. It's why Scottie Pippen is in the Hall of Fame but Chris Webber probably…

Yes, it is. I remember laughing at the preview, not the movie.

Hey!
If you want to stay here, there are rules!
(Reaches down and unzips The Allusionist's fly without breaking stern eye contact)

Marbury and Francis were everything people accused Iverson of being.

Somebody once mentioned that most of today's players are probably more inspired by Iverson's game play than they are Jordan's.
I would consider him influential in that regard but, as far as all around talent, I'm not sure he's even top 25.

There might be something else there. I mean, personally, I think they call way too many fouls and the technicals are sometimes bullshit. I understand some of it but, at what point are you draining some of the passion from the game?

….kinda hope that happens.