I pooped a cock.

…you can't just spring that shit on me outta nowhere, man.
(takes sip of Busch)

"Silly negro. Rights are for whites!"
(That's the best racial joke I've ever come up with right on the spot.)

Dude! They literally all know kung fu!
…No, thank you. I'll stick with my mexicans.

…at least your government is honest about it….they told me I could be a baseball player.

Yea, I think people would be willing to pay for things if it's reliable and reasonably priced. Torrents are a fucking pain in the ass. I don't mind paying my fair share but….a cd shouldn't cost two and a half hours worth of minimum wage labor.

….god, I hope so.

…and FX.

It's just the style of it…it's not my type of thing.
I don't like new music. If anything is going to have a chance with me, it has to remind me of something from the past. I'm an old man, already.

I could do without Tatum (always and forever) but…that's a pretty sweet lineup.

"I did not want to do that." He really was always on that one emotional frequency. And yes, he was a creepy little shit.

That works for him though, in my opinion. I've enjoyed a lot of movies that he's been in but yea, he does have a bit of a sourpuss face.

That's honestly, the funniest role Jackson has ever played, in my opinion. Just his sideways glare of shock and disgust when he learned that Django was sleeping in the house and him repeating everything Calvin Candy says once they figure out what they're up to, and of course, CALLVVINNN!!!

I didn't even know that Tarantino's next movie was a western. Now, I'm twice as happy.

I love the idea of Arlo getting pissed at lil' Raylan for pretending to be Cookie Monster.

….I didn't like the theme music for Community.

I really enjoyed him in Django Unchained. I thought he outshined Leo as a villain.

I just called him Toby Maguire.

Beats the shit out of Todd!
….fuckin White Trash Matt Damon looking motherfucker.

(ahem)
The joke is about series finales…..I feel like an asshole now, thanks a lot.