Ha! I didn't even think about that.

NBC comedies with poor ratings.

Yea, I went back there awhile back. They cut the tree down, Dirt bike. That carving is still on it but, it's on a stump now. Definitely a metaphor for our love having an expiration date.

Surely you're not lumping Dewey in with those other hillbillies.

That sounds accurate, actually.

….fuck. I'm afraid I can't add anything new to this saga. My creativity is sapped.

Can anybody tell me why I have some sort of compulsion to use though at the end of a lot of my sentences?

I also didn't want Justin Long near that franchise.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I thought Danny was alright as Coover Lite. Rappaport really bungled that accent though (I'm from the south, I'm touchy about those things).

It worked out really well for Samuel L. Jackson…that's not even a knock. I enjoy Jackson's work, even if it is all the same.

I am so glad that him and Katherine Heigl petered out. 300 is the only movie I've fallen asleep during since I've been a grown up.

I would have been fine with that if they weren't so goddamn boring and annoying.

Pretty much but, in present day.

Damn….they have a writer yet? I might actually approve of this.

It is easily one of the best horror movies from the past 15 years that everybody is going to forget about.

The Beatles may be the greatest band of all time but, Drive-By Truckers is my favorite. I look at it that way. I can appreciate a great work of art but for me, my desert island collection isn't going to include any of "the best".
I'll have Platoon instead of Apocalypse Now. I'll have Goodfellas instead of The…

You can just drop arguably from that sentence altogether. I liked the stuff with Boyd but….those goddamn Crowes!

You should watch "The Crazies". It's like Raylan Givens but, with zombies.

Ha, that's what you think. I'm on a train to Portland right now. You were right. Chet Lavenge is a hell of a dude. I'm going to go see if I have a shot with him.
(This has been fun)