"Blowing Andrew Garfield was my ticket to respectability!"

Freddy Got Fingered's DVD had one positive review in its entirety & a bunch of negative quotes. And that movie fucking rules, sooo…

Hot girls in schoolgirl outfits are racist? Damn, Now I feel like a jerk for rubbing one out to that Britney Spears video all those times.

Which is doubly funny given MacFarlane's hugely liberal viewpoint.

Aww, is that a tear I see?! Is daddy's little girl upset?!?!?!

With your bitch slap rappin' & your coacaine tongue you get nooooo-thiiiin' doooone!

Damn, there are a lot of long-running series ending this fall.

Yeah I'm not a mega-Kravitz fan, but I remember thinking it was pretty awesome that he had a girl drummer with a giant afro.

Um, really?

RHCPs are fun.

It's a great idea. That tale has been told but it's still a great world to explore.

Heart & Saul. Please.

There's an infinite number of wonderful possibilities that begin with the phrase "if only Phil Hartman were still alive…"

Heh. Cause he's fat.

Don't drink & drive. But if you do, call me!

Can't wait to hear Jon Stewart go after Oliver again. "HellOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Hmm…nope, watching Breaking Bad again.

It's funny, all I think of when I think of Bruce Willis anymore is lame paycheck movies, then I remember that Looper was my favorite movie of 2012. He can still be great but man he puts out a lot of crap.

@avclub-aaceb5958a7186171919dd1ac3de4b3d:disqus he wouldn't have to do it in police custody. Ricin takes several hours to work, so he could take it before the big shoot-out & still have plenty of time.

It definitely looks like a goddamn Pog.