Sigh.
"We're not sinking, we're CRASHIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I hope to the god I don't believe in that he's okay, but short of getting shot by a Nazi, falling out of a sky in his own airplane is just about the most appropriate way possible for Harrison Ford to go out.

Shots fired.

Ah yes. Now that the joke has been explained to me, I may laugh heartily. Ha-HA!!!

Um, I really feel like I'm missing something with that Deep Blue Something reference.

If I had even the smallest bit of clout in Hollywood, I would probably be doing the exact same thing, so I can't hate on the guy.

No Twilight Zone for a few weeks?! Fie! Fie, I say!!!!

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

3.5 stars across the street.

A mansh wife is his life, Mr. UPSh man!!!

Gah, beat me to it!

Shaadap, ya pencil-necked geek!!!

"I don't even know anymore!!!

The Ashley Madison Selfishness Justified By A Need For Variety Hour


Goddamnit, O'Neal. Were I in possession of a golden fiddle, I would lay it on the ground at your feet.

I'm okay with Cars. Cars 2 is the worst ever.

AHHHHH SO AWESOME!!!

Suprised Brave wasn't used for green. I know people don't like that movie very much (I do) but it sure made the Scottish landscapes look gorgeous.

Yeah, that was written in a hurry between calls at work. Not my best contribution.

I thought it was just Liu that Bill Murray hated?

Sadly yes. But it works more this time. She's an angry, PTST-suffering alcoholic that hates her clients now.