Easy answer: It's selling out.

From what I've heard, the show itself isn't worth saving. The songs aren't any good and the whole thing is boring.

Dental plan!

The photo is from a Vogue shoot.

He only closed the then-current edition of Forbidden Broadway, as he's done several times in the past. It'll be back.

I know they bust their asses, it just seems like it would be the funnest ass-busting possible.

oh man…
Classy job, Phippster.

On behalf of the Press Club, NO!!!!!!!!

Winona
She was wearing so much make-up, I only recognized her by her voice, and still wasn't sure it was her until the credits. I don't know if it was just a character move (which would have been apt) or if Aronofsky was trying to temper The Point.

It was a pun you idiots: fowl play.

That would be sweet. Sweeney's written a few books about becoming an atheist and Jackson's gone Crazypants for Jesus.

That was a reference, not a parody.

lost on rodolfo
I've never seen Jumanji or Dead Calm, so those references were totally lost on me. I'm kinda surprised at the number of horror films they've never spoofed: Carrie, Rosemary's Baby, Cujo, Friday the 13th (unless they've done this and I don't remember), The Stepford Wives…

@Adolph Oliver Pubes

He may not have killed anyone in the Tate-LaBianca murders, but he has personally committed several other murders.

rodolfo appreciates your effort
Just wanted to thank the staff for bolding the titles that were about to get spoiled, so I knew which paragraphs to skip.

I fucking hated Newsies. They lost me in the first number when towel was rhymed with foul.

Juggalo songs for Juggalo cats.

I endorse this event or product.

not to mention
Wasn't there a crappy Pinocchio psycho killer movie?