Later there'd also be a documentary about what an epic failure the entire undertaking was.

There were plenty of glamorous European vampires in the 70s for some reason: Daughters of Darkness, Vampyros Lesbos, Vampyres, Lust for a Vampire, and Twins of Evil to name a few.

There were plenty of glamorous European vampires in the 70s for some reason: Daughters of Darkness, Vampyros Lesbos, Vampyres, Lust for a Vampire, and Twins of Evil to name a few.

The cynic in me bets the accuser was probably offered big money to make bogus claims, by rich angry old white guys in the Republican party who are determined to make sure PBS stops getting any money from the government any way they can.

The cynic in me bets the accuser was probably offered big money to make bogus claims, by rich angry old white guys in the Republican party who are determined to make sure PBS stops getting any money from the government any way they can.

Only if it's a sitcom.

Only if it's a sitcom.

We're going to have to start coming up with new more offensive swear words, as the old standards are getting used up and marketed to families.

We're going to have to start coming up with new more offensive swear words, as the old standards are getting used up and marketed to families.

Why don't they just retool it and film it front of a live studio audience?

Why don't they just retool it and film it front of a live studio audience?

I believe it was Zima, the gayest cola of all.

I believe it was Zima, the gayest cola of all.

Dreams in the Witch House. Brown Jenkin! The thought of that thing a decade after first reading the story still gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Dreams in the Witch House. Brown Jenkin! The thought of that thing a decade after first reading the story still gives me the heebie-jeebies.

It's not as if every person on every other show focused on the unexplained for the past decade and beyond, tasked with finding Bigfoot during some arbitrary window of time, just didn't try hard enough because there was no reward money.

It's not as if every person on every other show focused on the unexplained for the past decade and beyond, tasked with finding Bigfoot during some arbitrary window of time, just didn't try hard enough because there was no reward money.

Smells like instant summer replacement series.

Smells like instant summer replacement series.

I for one cannot wait for Serkis' forthcoming, lighthearted, family-friendly version of 1984.