I for one cannot wait for Serkis' forthcoming, lighthearted, family-friendly version of 1984.

I changed the character names in my Star Trek slash fiction, tried to get a publishing deal, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I changed the character names in my Star Trek slash fiction, tried to get a publishing deal, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Why not just bring back Battle of the Network Stars, and add in diving and any other sport to the competition? While nobody wants to see Kirstie Alley dive, they could also prefer not to want to see Kirstie Alley jump hurdles, or I don't know, leap frog and run a three-legged race with Star Jones.

Why not just bring back Battle of the Network Stars, and add in diving and any other sport to the competition? While nobody wants to see Kirstie Alley dive, they could also prefer not to want to see Kirstie Alley jump hurdles, or I don't know, leap frog and run a three-legged race with Star Jones.

Can't we just see this as a metaphor for something acted out on a black stage set with boundaries painted in white and directed by Lars von Trier? That's the only sarcasm I have left—a sarcasm that turns into a grim, existential sadness about why we, as a country, can't have nice things.

Can't we just see this as a metaphor for something acted out on a black stage set with boundaries painted in white and directed by Lars von Trier? That's the only sarcasm I have left—a sarcasm that turns into a grim, existential sadness about why we, as a country, can't have nice things.

I am not surprised at all that this will be on NBC.

I am not surprised at all that this will be on NBC.

I really don't feel bad I gave up on Burton by the time I watched the awful Sleepy Hollow, when I realized that he's spent his entire career making the same movie over and over again, which is the story of a tortured, emotionally-stunted man whom is misunderstood by everyone around him but wins in the end by being…

I really don't feel bad I gave up on Burton by the time I watched the awful Sleepy Hollow, when I realized that he's spent his entire career making the same movie over and over again, which is the story of a tortured, emotionally-stunted man whom is misunderstood by everyone around him but wins in the end by being…