Her parole board might disagree.

Subdues her enemies with a nasty staph infection brought on by a veggie burrito.

Ice Cube in "Are We xXx Yet?"

It's like Lo-Pan from Big Trouble in Little China was captured by the Borg.

In Cloud Atlas, didn't Halle Berry play an old Asian man? I smell buddy picture.

I've said it before, but his run is purely about raising his asking price when he returns to Fox.

Quite a few summaries of Spader's work contain the phrase "a web of sexual intrigue".

The dog had no complaints either.

Too much misery wanking in the first 20 minutes? You should see the final 5.

You were ok with Tusk? I can't remember the last movie I saw with such a wide gulf between "I love the crazy-ass concept" and "Jesus, this is interminable to actually watch". I'll watch Michael Parks in anything, but Tusk broke me.

The Pacific Trash Island will one day be a viable housing area. Think Waterworld with 100% less Dennis Hopper.

And Flint residents give it back. "Ewww, I'll just drink the lead."

Her voice is the audio equivalent of chewing on tin foil.

Lesson? More heroin less coke.

Gotta love a good Freudian slip.

It's a concept album about Roy Cohn.

Spoken like one of those snobs from Camp Mohawk.

The series is born of Lucas envy.

This spring my aunt & uncle (in their mid 60's) got back from a trip there and the first thing they both said was "That show's not a joke, it's EXACTLY like that!".

Last night I woke around 1:30 am to hear owls conversing in my back yard. What an omen.