I only have the deluxe 1st album and the "Add it Up" comp, it's suited me fine.

Give John Jr some time.

It was about "catchy, recognizable riff". I believe "Synergy" is the word used.

"Don't you KNOW who I AM, Thom Yorke!?!?!"

It's a Festivus miracle!

I'm no chemist, but I suspect that cereal marshmallows don't "melt". Even if pulverized and added to liquid, I doubt they'd reconstitute in any edible fashion.

It digests in your stomach for a thousand years.
(I'd be amazed if 10 people haven't already made this joke)

Two words, "Jawa Gangbang".

They're playing Tim Roth's moustache.

I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING CONDUCTOR'S STAND!!!!

So the royalties are the unobtainium?

Dr Spiner-"Well, we have our secret weapon to destroy the aliens."
(dramatically pulls back white sheet revealing a golden retriever)
"We cloned the indestructible dog from last time!"

I would have liked the original much more if when the dog narrowly missed the giant fireball by jumping through the doorway, the hair on it's ass was smoldering when Vivica Fox and the kid hugged it. It's all about the little touches.

What remains of my general optimism gets continually kicked in the balls.

I read an article (Non-Onion division) about how the guy who runs Stormfront is really digging Trump's style. I just had to close my eyes and slowly rub my temples.

and Legless Suzi from AHS Freak Show passed away. Must balance the good with the bad.

"Distracting Minorities" was actually the working title of Harold & Kumar go to White Castle.

With the tiny holes you can take the clove down right to the stem. It's fantastic.

I use the one with the 2mm zester size holes, haven't had an injury yet (and I'm speaking as someone who's taken strips of skin off my thumb peeling potatoes. I enjoy NOT drawing blood)

As a former professional, I almost fell over when I realized how fast & easy garlic is on a microplane grater. Uniform results, easy to clean. I'm sickened thinking of the amount of time I've wasted mincing by hand.