They're an official media outlet for the right.

Payne doesn't bring in as much money, I'd imagine that's a bigger variable.

Are you part of Mr. McFarland's defense team?

HER E-MAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Point out that if Fox gave a fair shake to the Dems, he and everyone like him would stop watching overnight. When I said that to my dad he just stammered and walked out of the room.

Trump will start wearing milky contact lenses and claim he can't go to court because of his glaucoma.

All part of the conspiracy.

Nobody wants to hear the new songs, it's all greatest hits.

One certainty, tribute shows will fall way short in the vocal department.

Makes me think of 1 star Amazon reviews because UPS screwed up the delivery.

"But I want it NOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!"
-Veruca Salt

Soon they'll be nothing more than a ghost story kids tell each other at slumber parties. Like a LGBTQ Keyzer Soze.

Is Conway the Mouth of Sauron?

Did the issue on the other site get resolved?

Cute, but dial it back.

It'll be harder dodging nukes.

Perhaps you should be tweeting your Fuhrer to get Putin's dick out of his mouth.

The new version will have George & Weezy knock on the Bunker's door, then take gunshots to the chest. Smash cut to Archie explaining to the cops that they were breaking in and he had to defend his property. Canned laughs, roll credits.

"Hebe" is quaint, it'll be "Zionist liberal Jew" all the way.

When Edith is almost raped, the kids accuse her of being a misandrist who's lying to railroad the perfectly nice man who was probably led on by her anyway.