Nien Nunb flying an X-wing? Well I'm finally sold.

I'll take "Foot-MassageBot", "Cocktail MixBot", "Tax PrepareBot", "Snow ShovelBot", and "HandjoBot" (for good measure).

"I was thinking of getting into some jazz."
"Jazz fans aren't made, they're born."
"How about some Miles Davis?"
"Birth of the Cool is for housewives and little girls!"
*throws vinyl across record store*

The rorschach artist asking for a grant from the southern congressman who thinks all the inkblots are of "little naked boys".

Add Mudhoney's "Into Yer Shtik" to the list.

Large Mouth or Chilean?

Pollard wrote a song? *faints*
Where's the newswire on Ween reuniting?

Winona, Mn? I stayed at a Sugarloaf Motel on a road trip once. Behind the counter was a sign saying something like "Ask proprietor about in-room entertainment". The nature of the entertainment became a running gag on this trip.

"The Incestifornians"

Looks more like the offspring of Chewbacca and the dog from the cover of "Odelay".

I read that as you saying "Nobody's Lives Matter But Tourists". Mainly because I'm an imbecile.

Or a maple syrup farmer and a moose.

I remember that being prominently featured in the tv ads. A Million Nanny Staters, er…Moms would loose there minds if that happened today.

Who'll then be fired for smiling while playing Celebrated Summer.

No kidding. I usually take a bite of the dry ramen and let my warm saliva rehydrate it.

The card clearly says "Macklemoops".

and all those crazy foreigners will be crying on the other side.

Also, Randy Quaid is now in custody, so it's a matter of time before the star whackers get him.

Only someone worse than Hitler would say that….

I had you by 5 seconds.