All of you people are worse than Hitler.

But good work, if you can get it.

I'll be getting shitfaced in the bookhouse and listening to sultry sax solos, if anyone wants to join me.

Forster is their progeria riddled son.

Have you read any of the Shruggalos justification of that? A work of art in pretzel logic.

Hopefully he's saving all his loose change.

Frost was probably covering his ass with that prognostication.

Hey, pick up that vomit!

Thanks Kristen Wiig's agent.

"Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."

I see a trip to the Black Lodge in your future, Ms Taylor.

Knee jerk prediction, Sara Palmer will be the town weirdo/sage. They sorta hinted at the possibility at the end of S2.

Ugh, always with the low hanging fruit.

Didn't Juan Williams take the token Dem spot?

The Three Burials of Men in Black

"But Chief, I'm a resurrected murder demon."

That's not hyperbolic. When Fox was off the air during their tiff with Dish, my stepmom would describe my dad's behavior and I'd think, "Sounds like withdrawal symptoms."

In the last year my dad bought a 15" flatscreen that he keeps near his recliner in the living room. Why? So when my stepmom wants to watch her stories on the big tv , he doesn't have to stop watching Fox News (or Business).

In Sons of Anarchy he was the prison guard who forced Gemma to bang Clay for his own autoerotic enjoyment.

"Much loved character personally called me to apologize for his hate filled, untruthful attacks on me."