So this isn't the Society of Being Tentacley Abused by Japan?

Or perhaps surgically implant a couple cow stomachs to function as an internal still?

And like spies with cyanide capsules in their teeth, all Lemmy's molars have nitroglycerin pills drilled into them just in case.

Bill Murray in Ghostbusters 2.

Shorty's 2222 2nd Ave. A clown themed barcade a short walk from Seattle Center.

So I'm not the only one seeing that? Thought I was having an aneurysm.

I once met a drunkard in a tavern who swore he was DB Cooper. Asked me to buy him a shot and a beer. I responded, "Broke already, Mr.Cooper?".

Wasn't that Senator Jerry Moran?

She may be cute in her avatar, but all this time spamming has left her resembling "Sloth" from Se7en.

Tell me more, lauradrobinson. Preferably in every article.

I've always been a fan of anthropomorphic animals who appear to be advocating the consumption of their own species. Like a cartoon pig in a chef hat on a BBQ joint.

Rainbow Connection was the horse's name.

More like a fritter walk, to be fair.

Especially when her opening dance number is set to the Stones classic, "Brown Sugar".

Wasn't there something about AM staff pretending to be female members goading guys into buying premium memberships? (Or some such shit like that)

He'll be standing in front of the Iwo Jima statue but the soldiers will be apes and they'll be hoisting a giant banana.

You know when people whine about over-sensitive, PC, lefty millennials? These are their conservative analogues.

He'll get nothing and like it.

Sounds like you need to coat your brother in mood slime!

He looks like he's wearing one of those $5 Elvis wigs you find in trick shops.