Probably the type of guys who are holding the salt shaker before the server has even set the food down.

He's allergic to both oils and acrylics.

"LET'S ALL AGGREGATE SOME CONTENT! HOORAAYYYY!!!!!!!!

"Addict" is a loaded word. You don't hear nearly as much nay saying when "compulsive" is used instead.

I thought the consensus was that this run was just a publicity tour so he can ask Fox for a bigger salary.

"Zorro called me yesterday and personally apologized for carving a Z into the wall of my fabulous hotel."

How else is he to let people know he's a lawyer?

"Itchy Runs Afoul of Ian Paisley"

Good thing you went back. Otherwise you would have arrived at your home with the door locks changed and the Subway employees wearing your clothes and eating from your fridge.

"There was a fish…IN THE QUAALUDES!"

Final episode young master Bruce wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.

"The Audubon Society Presents; Airborne Holocaust"

I saw a commercial for this a couple days ago and would have swore it was a parody.

I think you aggregated that joke from about 5 other posters.

Well the promotional tie-in money from Mrs.Paul's fishsticks helped them recoup costs.

"Two-Hour Ordeal" would have been more apt.

(Watches video, pours glass of J&B on laptop, walks away)

You like to imagine your father as James Brolin, especially when he gets shot in the chest. It's an annual catharsis.

-Stuart Ullman's hair from The Shining.

A Thompson Twins record?