Axl as the melting wax figure.

TC landed his chopper on Higgins' prized African Violets.

His death car runs on macadamia oil.

"Pecan Sandies, for when you want to recreate the time you fell face first on the beach."

Please tell me this happened at a fastidious Aunt's house.

Well, Grizzly Man is the movie of the week, so it's almost like they had their head bitten off a la Timothy Treadwell.

Didn't the kid say something like "Dad told me to hide!"

Didn't the kid himself out it as a hoax LIVE ON AIR? I thought that's how the whole thing fell apart.

Don't bet on the Washington Generals.

He was "lovely Rita" in the spec script.

Brando delivered that monologue through a mouthful of chunky peanut butter, so you're excused for not remembering it offhand.

Three. But you get two child workers in return.

You see, when a mommy and a daddy love the Grateful Dead very much….

My instant thought was "If some liberal hollywood type did this the Fox Newsbots would be frothing with rage."

Hey, we WON Vietnam. That defeatist shit sounds like commie talk.

Now they're 12 Step fueled orgies.

Yeah, I hate to say it, but…

I dunno, this sounds like horseshit. I just can't see anybody working for such a huge corporation making (and executing) such a decision. If it were dramatized on film, the final shot would be him in a straight jacket being wheeled out of the building with all of his coworkers shaking their heads in shamed…

In a mass grave after discovering Boss Hogg's poppy field. It was the unspoken source of the show's tension.

Words don't mean anything anymore.