Speaking of eternal damnation, God's Not Dead 2 is currently in production.

I recently had a 'bot personally address me, brought a tear to my eye. It's those little touches that make all the difference.

Oh, this is a legitimate concern amongst the viewership (I spent the better part of last week with my conservative family members, they were crying into their Ensure). HOWEVER, logic tells me Rupert's kids like the Fox News money more than they dislike Ailes bullshit.

So that's why it sounds like a shaking piggy bank when her sister runs down stairs.

It just said RUMP. Brevity is the soul of wit blah blah….

You forgot to add "They called and apologized to me personally…"

She's clearly one of "the good ones".

I was visiting my dad last week (AKA, my annual Fox News binge) and boy howdy, the network as a whole are over the moon with him. It's kind of adorable that they actually think he has a chance in hell of winning.

Four the love of God, spell correctly, ok?

I still chuckle that the iron workers put up the giant T last.

So…I'm hearing audio for an ad I don't see playing anywhere. Feels like the AVC is gaslighting me.

They could write a new verse about 12 step programs and cash in tours.

Not messy enough.

It ends with a full cast rendition of the Petula Clark song.

Home of the Parker Brothers, huh? I should have known some form of witchcraft was behind Tiddleywinks.

Sounds like the opinion of a witch….

Next time you stumble across them, buy a case.

I like you avclub, too. (comically exaggerated wink)

One day, your child will look upon their shelf and see this book, covered in a half inch layer of dust, and wonder aloud, "Why is THIS all Dad left me in his will?".

Their grilled veggie thin crust is one of the only frozen pizzas I'll buy.