I've mentioned before, I have heard thicker southern accents a half hour south of Chicago than in Nashville. I just read it as a "trying too hard" signifier that they weren't "liberals".

Waiting, aka (Clerks Do Bennigan's)

That's a twist even M. Night himself couldn't have written!

There once was a man named Kentucker…

I believe what she's saying is, if Jordan Davis and his friends were driving an Alfa Romeo they might have evaded Michael Dunn's bullets.

What did you expect the upstanding Mr.Dunn to do, just sit back and wait for those kids, er…thugs to do the knockout game on him?

Can't lie, I'd be tempted to buy that. As a conversation starter if nothing else. That reminds me of being at an Indiana flea market in the late 90's and an airbushed T's booth had one of ALF. In the LATE 90's. To add even more puzzlement to this, it was on a pink shirt. As in, the artist had visions of this being a…

"Now hold the "Homeless- Need food" sign and stand at that off ramp. I'll be back to check on you when the OTB kicks me out."

Quite a few years ago I saw a guy wearing an acid washed jean jacket with the cover of "Ride the Lightning" airbrushed on the back. It was a work of art.

"The demicrats invented the KKK, ya know!"

It's Nashville's version of the Eyes Wide Shut orgy. No password, no entrance.

Then it would be "drag my ass across the carpet to Riot Fest".

Careful, he'll crack you up with that thing.

It's almost like something from "A Mad Look at Kanye West".

9/11 happened and he was never heard from again.

No, because Maron is a loser. He'll always be a loser. His ratings pale in comparison to The Apprentice, speaking of which, new season coming soon.

I've always assumed it was emblematic of his self delusion. He has shitloads of money yet CHOOSES to walk around with that ridiculous hairdo/rug.

Perhaps someone should shoot him in the eye with a rocket.

He's actually the lovechild of Frank Whaley and Tom Cavanagh.

The way the woman sexily purrs "It's Burke's Law" is completely out of wack with the 80's corporate training video theme song.