If getting shot to death by a bounty hunter ain't country, I'll kiss yer ass.

White Power bands?

Silent Coming

Not only that, but the word "Live" is in the title, yet the movie is clearly pre-recorded.

Monster Chews I hope?

It's Crystal Mustard, hard to see in the photo.

Been hitting the Blast by Colt 45, have you?

It's on loan to Obama. (drum machine rimshot)

TAKE HIM AWAY!!!

"After channeling 800 lbs of human waste into the Chicago river I bought this great Alfa Romeo…"

So Westerberg just "Rat's off to Ya!"d you.

In my suburban Chicago middle school there was a spate of guys wearing Mr. Zogs Sex Wax t-shirts. The closest they came to a surf board was fucking a knot hole in a cedar fence.

Forget it, Vic. He's just here for his weekly sanctimony feeding,.

"Crime Finders", this fall on NBC.

YOU FOULMOUTHED WHOREMASTER

"That's the crowd watching UHF."

ME!

He deserves that for unrelated reasons.

If it's Jack Higgins, her headstone will say "Obamacare".

I'll pierce Kevin Bacon's larynx with an arrow in tribute.