He did have a friend named Angel.

Earlier this week I saw "Barfly" for the first time and almost choked on my beverage when I realized the bartender always beating up Rourke was Frank Stallone.

"The blues is a product not unlike computer chips or tampons. The blues is a way for white kids to feel that they understand the feelings of black people without ever having to meet any of them." -Dead Milkmen

After an hours long Tetris binge I actually dreamt about Tetris. It was like that candy factory episode of I Love Lucy. Tetris blocks kept coming at me and I began stuffing them in my pockets, they began falling on the floor so I would kick them away before anyone noticed. So bizarre.

Hail to the Chimp

Didn't someone in this band get arrested for beating up his girlfriend? If we're going to collectively shit on Chris Brown maybe we should be consistent. (I'm simply pointing this out in a non-self righteous way. We already have one doctor unknown/veal)

…YES you can have my brownie square.

"I know it's a cliche, but if Lifebuoy made soap on a rope this wouldn't have happened."

"Kingsman: Fifth Base Blues". A bladder infection will be the crux of the plot. It will be the Empire Strikes Back of the trilogy.

Plaza is doing the mo-cap for the raptors. The chemistry will be onscreen.

"me pretty stupid."

I've had the Maui Onion ones while in Seattle, and yes, they're excellent.

I dunno. Feldman's dad?

"Every 4th of July my dad would dress up as Uncle Sam on a pair of 10 foot stilts. Then one year we went to take a swim and saw the stilts sticking up from the pool, not moving…"

You shouldn't have asked for an autograph while he was urinating.

I got sucked into an hour's worth of old Kenner Star Wars commercials once. It was amazing how many I remembered almost verbatim but then it occurred to me how they were pounded into kids heads via repetition on Saturday mornings.

"Cold Weather Guy's" name was Snow Job. Yes, really.

Maurice the Ejaculating Robot.

If I want social tips, I'll ask. And what the fuck is "tbh"? Are you 13 years old?

A friend of mine is dating a Chicago cop. At a bbq last summer he said one of his job perks is getting to beat the shit out of black kids with impunity. He assumed we found this as uproarious as he did.