lmfao doctor unknown calling out someone else's pedantry. Shouldn't you be calling out sexists over on the Miss Piggy article.

She tricked Kermit into marrying her in Muppets Take Manhattan. There's another stereotype right there.

"the project's seeing new life"

Shhhhh. Full House 2 just might be that final Jenga block that brings the whole thing down.

Keeps our minds off how bad Obama is screwing us. On that note, maybe Kokomo is his fault too.

Him in a casket, two middle fingers up, with an Obama poster on the inside lid.

Fuckin' subtlety, how does it work?

Hey, the Joker would wear a costume of himself on Halloween!

According to their site, a new album is in the works.

What does the filling represent?

I heard my stepmom pull that one out in the last year. "How can the Koch brothers do anything below the board? They give to CHARITY!!!" Oh, well case fucking closed then.

Lesson: ignore twitter.

Behind the drywall are the bones of several of Courtney's old turtles.

I direct your attention to "From Paris With Love" where Travolta is completely bald and sporting a "Drawn on with Sharpie" facial hair.

Scarlett Witch asks for a soda, Ultron shoots a can from his ass.

Stubhub for a 900% markup.

Or someone will end up in the emergency room saying, "Ok, I KNOW how this looks. But I was walking around without trousers and I felt like sitting down, well wouldn't ya know it…"

Pish posh!!!

Honestly, when I saw the snow in the pic I thought "black ice"

Oh, don't you DARE drag me into your web.