You see, the semi driver was getting road-head from a travelling hobo and he slammed on the breaks at the moment of release. One of the oldest stories on America's highways.

Colorado's not a homophone, Patch.

Does Colorado have one of those laws where the person doing the rear ending is always at fault?

It was in Colorado after all…

I have an Uncle named Bing and you've described him to a T.

Audiences are sure to flock to theaters.

They didn't call him Lance Goodthrust for nothing.

No, his tour mate Billy Corrigan who was on Small Wonder.

Well it was either that one or the "Naked George sprawled on Wampa skin rug" shot.

After so many years of the same shit, it must feel like swimming up a waterfall for him.

Isn't Olivia Munn part of this argument? The idea being she used faux "nerdgirl bonafides" as a cynical career maneuver. I'm not her biographer, but I have heard this shit from a segment of the "REAL NERD" crowd.

The notion of validating twitter trolls seems too sad to be funny. But I'm not the target audience so what the hell I know.

Good call on the Lockhorns comparison. The way the local uhf station re-ran The Ropers episodes I thought it was on for years. Also, for years I would identify Jeffery Tambor as the perma-exasperated neighbor.

Doesn't Jack White's band The Raconteurs have a different name in Australia because another group had the name first? Perhaps a similar situation.

The bill's come due and he's smart enough to know he's not getting out of this one.

Put a cap on this before it gets out of hand.

Camouflage for his cookin' with grandma show.

I love Kristen Schaal, but I think you underestimate how many people want to rip out her larynx.

One of those "a little from columns A & B" situations? I've felt that way bout a few sites I used to hit regularly.

Ryan Murphy bolts awake "I have an idea!".