The cipher will be one of those black light sex position posters.

I believe the last time he played in Chicago he collapsed onstage fairly early in the set.

Cruise got him while doing Vanilla Sky.

The Angel was acting on behalf of the entire audience.

It's a common middle name amongst them, like Marie or Ann.

Only if it's her birthstone, otherwise it's gauche.

The week before the ABC's debacle she showed a girls P.E. class "Women in Chains" so she should be ok inside the joint.

"Peggy Hill Goes to Jail"

And Corman's Fantastic 4

The "medal" is actually just a York peppermint patty hung on a Red Vine.

The original draft had the rat crawl up his ass and control him from within. But you know those bean counters at Disney…

For all you know that was a fun rat, like Ratatouille. Maybe he was just going to hand you some toilet paper.

You haddock ask.

A recurring gag when Norm Macdonald was doing Weekend Update.

Or perhaps the orders get comically switched during the collision. Resulting in you opening someone's Amazon box containing the latest Bill O'Reilly book and the anus shaped Fleshlight.

Of the New Haven Sifters. Made their fortune with a metal detector and a very long beach.

"…and peking ducks may fly out of my butt."

You'll notice he left "vapid reality shows" off that list of his.

I'm always hoping he'll turn into a Leif Garrett.

That would put a Dent in your wallet.