As someone pointed out elsewhere, hopefully this plays out like the Chevy Chase one.

Thank you. All that "I'm a MAN now!!!" shit made me envision that kid from Seinfeld who wanted to bang Elaine.

That, and the usual cadre of sycophants. MC Hammer should give the kid a call.

His dependents probably staged an intervention and told him to get his shit together. I'm sure he'll be back to his old ways by July.

His bones will be used as a marionette.

More than one thought the abortion mall was real (A fact that wakes me in the night).

Atwater loved the blues.

No one gives a hoot if the shoot features Newt.

Theory, he's just walking it back as not to seem like he's flipping a double bird to Fincher & Jeunet.

I'd like to think a new pair of legs would be the least The Company could do for an artificial human.

Oh, Greene. I just want to see Bishop walking around again.

We can have two things.

Holy crap! That's what I call a speed bag.

I'd love to know if that fool received any permanent horseshoe shaped scars.

That's called the "Air America Effect".

He was created in the store room of a LensCrafters.

Pee-wee's Big Stack of Unread AARP Magazines

I know of one surefire way to prevent them from taking your liver. (Slides AngryDad a bottle of Old Crow.)

Muhammad Brown will be the antagonist in the sequel.

A Former Co-worker- "Did you know that in all of Spike Lee's movies, the white people are ALWAYS the villains? There isn't a single white person who's good!"
Me- "Have you seen all of Spike Lee's movies?"
A Former Co-worker- "Well…no, but I was listening to this show on A.M. radio this morning……"