I wonder if any of the producers were saddened or offended by the notion that Cusack would PREFER to do shitty direct to video movies over this.

As a shark needs to keep swimming to survive, Twitter needs to be perpetually outraged to keep relevant.

I once bought some fucks at the dollar store, wound up with lead poisoning.

Well go dance with him, whydoncha?

Was the screening always done or just after that Joe Muto book?

Are you implying she will one day resemble Howard the Duck?

Being you must be exhausting.

Open mic Friday….
So doctor unknown walks into a bar, bartender asks, "What'll ya have pal?" doctor unknown says "A pink lady". Bartender says, "Hmm, don't know how to make that one." doctor unknown folds his arms, smirks, then replies, "That's because you're a misogynist, and probably a rapist too." Bartender rolls…

He said a CELEBRITY, clearly it was Anthony Zerbe.

Peels off mask and it's, you guessed it…Frank Stallone.

The entire mission was an elaborate hoax to get him to his retirement party, a la "The Game". Ethan takes a flute of champagne, grins, thanks everybody and then remembers that he killed 38 people getting to this party.

Shut Up, and go to the Auditing Chamber!

If there's a flavor combo that instantly takes me back to childhood it's a steamed, unseeded bun, ketchup and a cheap, lips & assholes hot dog (not an all-beef kosher).

Also Chicago's embarrassing foray into foie gras prohibition.

Canadian little people will be doubly outraged.

"Hum like a drone, city boy!"

What % are people who passed away in front of the television?

I was a bit surprised to read that she is Australian. That "Avant Gardner" track gives me a hankering for tea and Jaffa cakes.

But 9pm? He's always better in the morning.

I've heard thicker southern accents an hour south of Chicago than in Nashville.