You have to give this person a golf clap for finding a great avatar for this gimmick account. It's kinda perfect, really.

No, Dick Sargent.

Oh, you're allowed to have an opinion, provided it's unflinching support of said war.

You're one of the best new gimmick accounts in quite some time.

I think this is the same clown who spammed about 10 different sites (including here) calling Sarah Silverman a "pig" and a "swine" after she hosted SNL. A real charmer in other words.

No kidding. After reading it I thought, "Well he HAS been out of the news for a while."

Give it a few days and it will be on Youtube scored with "Yakety Sax".

Next you'll be telling me the Mute Hunk can actually talk? Perhaps YOU are the one who belongs in the mental hospital.

Does the album end with Chris Cooper blowing their brains out with a handgun?

"I'd like to tell you that the Huntsman fought off the sisters that day in the laundry, but prison is no fairy tale. Well, this prison is in a fairy tale, but the stuff about prison rape stands."

Hey, Indiana Beach Crow. It's your cousin, you know that fresh comment about Cameron Esposito not being interesting and why is she on this site anyway? you've been lookin for… Well LISTEN to JOHN SALEEBY!

I'm indifferent to love.

Over-acting Belorussian or not, the guy doesn't appear to blink once. The entire tape is up on Youtube (like everything else).

"See where George Lopez is standing in that pool? I urinated there!"

Took Fenn's virginity and flew off into the sunset. His plane crashed in a ball of flames, the end.

Google "Lara Flynn Boyle Plastic Surgery".

He thought the white media would have his back.

He's brought great shame upon his entire family. Living and deceased.

Well then they succeeded. Your welcome.

He already polished off the 6 pack of Schmitts Gay.