That's the way it used to be.
Whoops, wrong Kenny song.

What did you expect, Nuts & Gum?

Henry Winkler's fist.

The hole article was well written.

You bastard.

Wasn't "Tot-Mom" her nickname for that Floridian trailer trash who killed her kid? (I've joyously realized I can't remember that girl's name).

I once lived across from some shithole bar that would leave their doors open on summer nights , letting the karaoke caterwauling bleed into the neighborhood. One evening after they closed, I snuck over and rearranged the sign from "Saturday is Ladies Night!" to "Saturday is Aids Night!". It stayed that way for most…

Now's your chance to walk into a McD's and start hitting everyone's beverage with a baseball bat.

I remember seeing someone around these parts mentioning Sawyer from Lost being a good Snake. I agree with whoever that was.

That means you need bifocals.

They've gotten away from the jam band thing, haven't they? Being a "campground" festival I'll stand by the crotch rot.

They play the entire score from "Furry Vengeance".

But in Madison Square Garden do you get the overwhelming aroma of patchouli and crotch rot while listening to Scenes from an Italian Restaurant?

It must be Lawnmower Man appreciation day on the AVC. This is like the 6th reference I've seen (including one of my own). Jeff Fahey's ears are ringing.

So they "Lawnmower Man"ed it?

She'll feign outrage while her lawyers secure her cut of the profits.

Oh c'mon. We all know it will be her roll as "Shrill, harpy wife" in Maximum Overdrive.

Don Davis (Maj. Briggs) is dead too.

Like a Red Shoe Diaries type thing with him recording the erotic awakenings of the women of Twin Peaks?

Hmmm. The "Amos & Andy" comparison seems wildly hyperbolic.